How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


21.
1 to actually do it and the other 20 to figure out how to sue that one.

POLL: What do you want to be when you grow up or what is your profession now?

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  1. #1 by Dragon on 11/22/2011 - 1:09 PM

    The correct answer is 1.

    I’m a lawyer…an admitted attorney (yes, I admit it…I’m an attorney).
    I need no help screwing anything or anyone!

  2. #2 by bbbv10 on 11/22/2011 - 1:59 PM

    Funny! and i sell big equipment yay!

  3. #3 by brunettebarbiedoll.™ on 11/22/2011 - 2:53 PM

    Haha, and I either want to be a pharmacy technician or a teacher.

  4. #4 by iloveyou. on 11/22/2011 - 3:12 PM

    haha.
    i want to be a nurse or a teacher.

  5. #5 by KellyRM on 11/22/2011 - 3:41 PM

    1, because lawyers are freaking smart!!! :P (My family always says I should be a lawyer, does that mean I’m smart?) :P

    I want to do something in Journalism. I want to be and Editor-In-Chief of my own magazine, but that’s only if I get to write articles too. I also want to write books or screenplays on the side. Obviously I LOVE to write. And now, I have no job, I’m only 14. :P

    What Do You Want To Do?!!! :P

  6. #6 by Tom on 11/22/2011 - 4:18 PM

    I am a bum. I used to be a CFO of a company. I don’t think I will work anymore. I am writing a book.

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